> I read a lot of blogs,
Coz well,
I'm just a bored bored person.
There are lots of different types of blogs around.

> There are some really uninteresting ones,
That goes something like this.

"Today i woke up. The alarm was so noisy. I didn't know what time it was. Turns out i was late. I got abit upset. So i rushed to school. I like school. It's fun"

> Let's move on to the next type of blog.
Really over-dramatized ones.

"I awoke to the sound of a buzz. It was everywhere. In my mind, in my heart, burning deep into my soul. I pondered the existence of times as i lay stagnant in the deep crevasses of my mortal resting place. What shall i do when time decides to pass me by. Every minute, every second. Wasted. Gone. Forever. I shall never smile again. I shall mourn my lost of time. I wander the earth in search of a place of education, feeding my desire, my passion for enjoyment, for pleasure."

> Now,
There's the super angry ones.

"My freakin alarm clock woke me up today. Bloody freakin alarm clock. Should bloody die. So bloody noisy. Lost bloody track of time and ended up being BLOODY LATE. WHAT THE HECK?! HOW THE HECK COULD I BE BLOODY FREAKIN LATE?! WHO"S THE BLOODY IDIOT WHO INVENTED THE BLOODY TIME?! I SHOULD CLICK HIM IN THE BLOODY HEAD!! Had to freakin rush to freakin school. Hah. School."

> The most irritating kind,
If i do say so myself.
The suicidal kind.

379.9038474 ways to die

1. Swallow alarm clock
2. Drown in toilet bowl
3. Drown in sink
4. Swallow toothpaste & toothbrush
5. Swallow toilet bowl
6. Swallow shower head
7. Drown self in shower
8. Overdose on toothpaste
9. Stuff toilet paper up my nose
10. Hang self on ceiling fan with dental floss

> Then there are blogs like mine,
which you have to admit,
you enjoy reading.
Or well,
are forced to read because i asked you to.

> BUT HEY,
you wouldn't have continue reading it unless you like reading what i write.
RIGHT??!!

>Or maybe you read it just so you can secretly flame me behind my back.
"pssst, she thinks she is so cool with her stupid blog"
OR MAYBE,
just maybe,
YOU FREAKIN' LOVE ME!!
:P

> Yup,
I choose to believe the latter!
:D

> What?
You're still reading?

> HAH.

> See?

> YOU DO LOVE ME!!

> MUAHAHAHA

p/s: hunnie? i love you too... :D

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