> I have a massive headache right now.
No, not because i am sick.
No, not because i am PMS-ing.
Because the dictionary vomit sent me another email.

> Met dictionary vomit,
When i was doing my christmas shopping.
Honestly, she doesn't talk like her email.
Nothing like that at all.

> 3 years ago,
I "dedicated" a post for her.
I think i am gonna "rededicate" it.
Just for those readers who never read it.


> Kim asked me in school one day,
"How do you know all these hard words?
Did you swallow a dictionary or were you born as one?"
Something along the lines of that, give or take.
Which brings me to my point.

> I got an e-mail today from someone who I will not name.
Followed by a Friendster message.
This person - in attempts of seeming smart,
Used all sorts of words that left me going.."WTF?"

> It's not that I didn't understand,
But who the heck talks like that?
Showing off your vast vocabulary doesn't make you look any smarter.
It just makes you look like you're trying too hard.
Not to boast or anything,
But I think my vocabulary is quite extensive.

> See, I use the word detailed 'cos that's the first thing that pops into my head.
I could rephrase my sentence and say...
"I would surmise that my vocabulary is substantially voluminous."
But honestly, who talks like that?
nless you have a stick up your butt,
You don't really talk like that.
(No offense if words as such are the first things that come to mind, I applaud you.)

> But to those who are trying so hard-Give me a break and put down that dictionary.
Your ostentatious manner of correspondance does not enthuse me.
Ya dig?

> It's kind of sad how people want to show that they are better than you by using complicated words to show off your "intellect".
You're what, 15 years old?
Go home and write in your diary.
You can use all the fancy language you want there.

> Those who can truly write/communicate,
are those who can prove their points by talking like normal human beings.

> Or even by toking lyk dis hor,
For sure got ppl understand me wan lah, ya?
Why need so damn terror English when people can know what you is talking when you is talk like this?

> Wah. Me is super the bitchy leh.
Me sorry ya,
I is not wanting hurt you feelings leh.
I is just want dis ppl to knoe that I is no like they speak like damn England angmoh (Whites) when they is not even know half half things they say.

> Aiyah, how can how can?
If I is naturally talk like this and is got ppl to know what I is toking,
It's damn good liao hor?
I no need pretend pretend take dictionary and talk like got rambutan in my butt ya?
Haiyohh.
Dis ppl arrr.

>Yeah, I don't expect the American readers to get that.
It's okay, guys.
I'm done being a bitch now.
I've got to go reply to that dictionary vomit.


> Sorry,
For all the words that are not appropriate.
Was slighty an emo kid,
Ah...
Puberty.

p/s: was talking bout dictionary vomit with Wenkie a few days ago, then i met her. Long live dictionary vomit.

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