> The 1st ever surprise birthday party i've organized,
was your 18th birthday.

We cracked eggs on your head,

threw flour all over you,

and who can ever forget the cake that we smashed your face into,

the frozen cake.

Reminder: Make sure you take out the cake from the fridge an hour before you smash someone's face into it. Or else somebody is gonna get hurt, real bad.

Litter Bug! You think you invicible ah?

> You are weird in your own lil ways.
Say what?

You are not weird?

Think again.

• You don't use public toilet AT ALL

• Drinking liquor is like drinking plain water

• You made up a theme song for yourself that get stuck in people's head for days
  Dai Dai cute, Dai Dai cute, Dai Dai cute fun and loving

She always wanted her own brand of beer.

• You are so obsess with dice
• You will jump on me when you see cockroach

My poor Wenkie, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM DAI!!!

• You can finish the Rubik's Cube 2x2, 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, Ball version, Pyramid version without looking at the formula first.

> I miss you Dai,

Not more than I miss Wenkie :P

Happy Birthday Dick Head! *insider's joke*

Love,